Shit, when I said I wanted to be more like my housemate Mike, I didn’t mean I actually wanted to become him! I’ve got to be more careful about what I say to our other housemate Jeannie. Every time I make a wish in front of her, it seems to happen!

So now Mike is trapped in my short ugly body and he’s as mad as hell about it. Meanwhile, I have his strapping six foot body, handsome face, cool hair, and trendy dress sense. Hmm, I look damn good actually...perhaps I could get used to this.

But what about Mike? He’s not happy, and Jeannie has vanished. I guess I can’t blame him for being mad, I mean, my former body is so ugly and short. I can finally see now what a nerd I used to be, and now Mike is acting like a nerd, and speaking like I used to speak. I guess he’s not even Mike anymore really. I wish he’d just forget who he used to be.

It seems that Jeannie has granted one final wish. Mike has stopped ranting and is just watching some geeky film on Netflix. He thinks his name is Josh now, my former name. So, I guess he is Josh now. God, he’s such a geek.

Damn I’m feeling horny. Mike’s boyfriend has just texted me. I guess he’s my boyfriend now. I think I’ll leave Josh to watch his movie while I go out for a fuck.