I was sure that the vaccine would work, but with no grants or funding for my small biochemical lab, I had no choice but to test it on myself. It turned out that the vaccine did a lot more than stop the virus!

Six weeks into taking regular injections, my body had gone from scrawny to buff. I started to enjoy flexing my bulbous new biceps, and rubbing my hands over the huge thick muscles of my new and improved younger body.

Soon, I started to forget about biochemistry. My brain didn’t seem to be up to the challenge anymore. Eventually, I cleared out of all of the geeky science stuff and turned the lab into a gym so that me and my new muscle jock mates could work out as much as we liked. I couldn’t even remember how to make the vaccine anymore, but I didn't really care.

I sold all of the old science stuff on eBay, and I got a ton of money to buy new gym equipment. Eventually I wasn’t even quite sure what a vaccine was anymore. The only thing I was sure about, was how much I loved working out, and how much I loved making my big strong muscles even bigger and bigger.